Silly Dawn - A New Uneral Experience
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:46 am
Camera pans through a hallway, we see many doors, suddenly camera just clips through a door as if it was nothing and we see someone's personal room. Its only a little better than some PRISIN here. Very little space, nearly everything from METAL because METAL is expensive so they don't get to spend on anything else.
The place beholgs to the environMETAL TENORISTS group known as MY KNIFE.
We see a person sleeping on the bed. Marilyn "Silly" Brandon. "He" sleeps with high heels on. We see him dreaming, flashbacks come to his mind....
his childhood...oh so tragic
Separated from his best buddies "Confused John Travolta" when a SPAEC PIRATEZ attack happened on their colony somewhere in the milk shake galaxy. Another friend of his SALINE ARAN also got separated and taken byu the mothsmen, while Travolta was reportedly taken to be a spaec pirate himself, oh no....the terrible tragedy.
Later on he and his family fucked off to a place elsewhere somewhere in the GRYPHIN REGION, getting drunk on NALI WINE and dance parties with four boobed aliens...
but he found himself to be different, he passed out and suffered some amnesia, while all he remembers is someone vaguely telling him "you look like Marlo Brando...the distorted voice makes it difficult to hear so he hears sometimes in echo "Mario Brandlo", "Marilao BRamd" "MARILYN BRANDON"
And there we go...this memory made him wake up stoway on a ship with no recollection who he was except the name "MARILYN BRANDON".
They had too much NALI WINE and he started to identify as QUADRARY QUADSHOTTY GENDER and wearing high heels....
He started to be called "Silly"...
*bang* some kind of Quake wakes him up and its not the original Quake....
He hits with his heels a button and suddenly his bed slides into the wall, his pillows and SMARTYPANTS PHONE falls down on the floor and shatter. He remembers shit used to be worse when a previous revision of this [DEL]map[/DEL] place had a bed that just folded into the wall and squashed anyone in, including his love partners....
He screams "OH NO, my SMAAARTYPANTS PHONE, WHAT AM I TO DO NOEW??! MY UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR APP!!!! NOOOO!!! I WONT BE ABLE TO READ ANYTHING NOW IN THIS SECTORRRR AAAAAAA"
He does go to his table laptop and tries to order a new SMARTYPANTS PHONE as quick as possible, but finds out the only one they have in stock in the weekend is on the other side of the city. He RAGESZ.
"Oh god, this will be a tight fit if I can make it." *he orders the phone to be delivered to the store from the nearby storage, it tells him it will be there in an hour but they already close in hour and half. "OH SHIZNITZ SHOEZ STIFF POLES" he curses*
"I HAVE TO GET HURRLIED" he tells to himself.
He gets to the door and finds its jammed "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING MEEE?! THESE AUTOMATIC HIGH METAL DOORS KEEP FAILING HERE, DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW REAL LOCKS LIKE THE NALI DOESZ?"
He grabs a blaster from his desk that just looks like the Quake 2 Blaster "WRONG FUCKING GAEM!" he notes
Then goes into the bathroom, he stares at his mirror and says "WHAT AM I TO DO AGAYN??! TELL ME MIRROR."
*he waves his hands and accidentaly triggers the blaster which shoots a hole in the ventilation system*
"AH THANK YOU MIRRORWEBSITE FOR YUR ANSWER" says Marilyn
He climbs on his sink and jumps from it, making it tilt and he slips and trips over the toilet and ends up in the ventillation system. "OH DRAT DARN"
*he starts smelling some strong odors as he climbs the vent and starts to get delusional, some fumes make him hallucinanante*
He opens a hatch where he can reach it that joins to another person's room next to him. He sees Confused John Travolta at the mirror.
"John? Is that you? I can barely remember you, I thought you went with teh SPAEC PIRATEZ!?"
*the image of John fades out making it clear it really was a halucinacinacitation...*
"No, I belong to the SPIZE GIRL PRAIRERETES." says the girl
"And you better leave here you creep, you spied on me pooping didn't you?" she continues
"NO, ITS MY DOOR AGAIN IT GOT JAMMED AND I HAVE NO TIME I NEED TO GET NEW SMARTYPANTZ PHOEN RIGHT NOW, MY UNIVERSUM TRANSLOTOAR APP IS GONE I CANT LIVE WITHOUY MY SMARTYPANTZ PHOEN!!!"
"I don't care, IM GONNA KICK YOUR BUTTZ" "IF YOU HAVE MORE OF THEM THAT IS!"
"BIATCH!" He screams and leaps out of the vent shaft, choking her while she kicks him in boob-balls.
*he stumbles in pain out of the bathroom and finds a badass double barreled shotgun and QUALITY ASSURANCE cannon just sitting on her bed*
"AHA!" *he grabs the weapons and stuffs them somewhere into his butt, except he decides to pull out the QA CANTON*
"Let's see if you get quality approved BITCH" he aims the gun and points at her while she screams wide eyed "EHEHRYYAAAAAAAAAA"
*he pulls the trigger and the QA cannon reports "Does not match quality standrad, prepare to pull trigger again for instant trashificatination"
*he pulls it and she gets immediately thrown into the sewage system and compacted*
"THERE YOU GO GIRL COLLECT SOME SPICEZ"
Marilyn gets out of the "appartiment" and heads to reception where he says "GOTA GO NOW BYEZ NEED SMARTYPHONEZ STOER TO CATCH IN TIME NOW"
The receptionist shouts back "DONT FORGET TO BE BACK ON TIME FOR THE CURFEW YOU DUMB FUCK"
Marilyn runs outta the building and runs so fast that her/his/it/? high heels catch fire immediately....
"OH GOD, I better head strtaight for the subwayz"
To be contiunued...definitely....
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32382631
The place beholgs to the environMETAL TENORISTS group known as MY KNIFE.
We see a person sleeping on the bed. Marilyn "Silly" Brandon. "He" sleeps with high heels on. We see him dreaming, flashbacks come to his mind....
his childhood...oh so tragic
Separated from his best buddies "Confused John Travolta" when a SPAEC PIRATEZ attack happened on their colony somewhere in the milk shake galaxy. Another friend of his SALINE ARAN also got separated and taken byu the mothsmen, while Travolta was reportedly taken to be a spaec pirate himself, oh no....the terrible tragedy.
Later on he and his family fucked off to a place elsewhere somewhere in the GRYPHIN REGION, getting drunk on NALI WINE and dance parties with four boobed aliens...
but he found himself to be different, he passed out and suffered some amnesia, while all he remembers is someone vaguely telling him "you look like Marlo Brando...the distorted voice makes it difficult to hear so he hears sometimes in echo "Mario Brandlo", "Marilao BRamd" "MARILYN BRANDON"
And there we go...this memory made him wake up stoway on a ship with no recollection who he was except the name "MARILYN BRANDON".
They had too much NALI WINE and he started to identify as QUADRARY QUADSHOTTY GENDER and wearing high heels....
He started to be called "Silly"...
*bang* some kind of Quake wakes him up and its not the original Quake....
He hits with his heels a button and suddenly his bed slides into the wall, his pillows and SMARTYPANTS PHONE falls down on the floor and shatter. He remembers shit used to be worse when a previous revision of this [DEL]map[/DEL] place had a bed that just folded into the wall and squashed anyone in, including his love partners....
He screams "OH NO, my SMAAARTYPANTS PHONE, WHAT AM I TO DO NOEW??! MY UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR APP!!!! NOOOO!!! I WONT BE ABLE TO READ ANYTHING NOW IN THIS SECTORRRR AAAAAAA"
He does go to his table laptop and tries to order a new SMARTYPANTS PHONE as quick as possible, but finds out the only one they have in stock in the weekend is on the other side of the city. He RAGESZ.
"Oh god, this will be a tight fit if I can make it." *he orders the phone to be delivered to the store from the nearby storage, it tells him it will be there in an hour but they already close in hour and half. "OH SHIZNITZ SHOEZ STIFF POLES" he curses*
"I HAVE TO GET HURRLIED" he tells to himself.
He gets to the door and finds its jammed "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING MEEE?! THESE AUTOMATIC HIGH METAL DOORS KEEP FAILING HERE, DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW REAL LOCKS LIKE THE NALI DOESZ?"
He grabs a blaster from his desk that just looks like the Quake 2 Blaster "WRONG FUCKING GAEM!" he notes
Then goes into the bathroom, he stares at his mirror and says "WHAT AM I TO DO AGAYN??! TELL ME MIRROR."
*he waves his hands and accidentaly triggers the blaster which shoots a hole in the ventilation system*
"AH THANK YOU MIRRORWEBSITE FOR YUR ANSWER" says Marilyn
He climbs on his sink and jumps from it, making it tilt and he slips and trips over the toilet and ends up in the ventillation system. "OH DRAT DARN"
*he starts smelling some strong odors as he climbs the vent and starts to get delusional, some fumes make him hallucinanante*
He opens a hatch where he can reach it that joins to another person's room next to him. He sees Confused John Travolta at the mirror.
"John? Is that you? I can barely remember you, I thought you went with teh SPAEC PIRATEZ!?"
*the image of John fades out making it clear it really was a halucinacinacitation...*
"No, I belong to the SPIZE GIRL PRAIRERETES." says the girl
"And you better leave here you creep, you spied on me pooping didn't you?" she continues
"NO, ITS MY DOOR AGAIN IT GOT JAMMED AND I HAVE NO TIME I NEED TO GET NEW SMARTYPANTZ PHOEN RIGHT NOW, MY UNIVERSUM TRANSLOTOAR APP IS GONE I CANT LIVE WITHOUY MY SMARTYPANTZ PHOEN!!!"
"I don't care, IM GONNA KICK YOUR BUTTZ" "IF YOU HAVE MORE OF THEM THAT IS!"
"BIATCH!" He screams and leaps out of the vent shaft, choking her while she kicks him in boob-balls.
*he stumbles in pain out of the bathroom and finds a badass double barreled shotgun and QUALITY ASSURANCE cannon just sitting on her bed*
"AHA!" *he grabs the weapons and stuffs them somewhere into his butt, except he decides to pull out the QA CANTON*
"Let's see if you get quality approved BITCH" he aims the gun and points at her while she screams wide eyed "EHEHRYYAAAAAAAAAA"
*he pulls the trigger and the QA cannon reports "Does not match quality standrad, prepare to pull trigger again for instant trashificatination"
*he pulls it and she gets immediately thrown into the sewage system and compacted*
"THERE YOU GO GIRL COLLECT SOME SPICEZ"
Marilyn gets out of the "appartiment" and heads to reception where he says "GOTA GO NOW BYEZ NEED SMARTYPHONEZ STOER TO CATCH IN TIME NOW"
The receptionist shouts back "DONT FORGET TO BE BACK ON TIME FOR THE CURFEW YOU DUMB FUCK"
Marilyn runs outta the building and runs so fast that her/his/it/? high heels catch fire immediately....
"OH GOD, I better head strtaight for the subwayz"
To be contiunued...definitely....
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32382631